Teeny bit angry

My mother is the border Nazi. She tells me she "needs my help" which means that she will kick me out of my room and do all the work herself, then complain that I didn't do any work. I'm only allowed back in the room when she calls me like the maidservant I've been all day. Her Igor.

And all this to comment like "your bum will never fit in that space." This from a woman shaped like a pincushion.

I'm a bit irate.